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FAI

Public service announcement

Exams man

High time for you to be studying

So why are you still reading this stupid blog?

Go study



The Three Tans

A True Tan

Hello all, it's been eons since my last post.

Anyway, today is truly a remarkable day for the Tan community.
In an extraordinary event, a Mr. Tan from the state of Malacca has purchased a car licence plate with the letters TAN followed by a single digit. Here it comes...the moment of truth..

-Brace yourselves-

He paid a whopping RM 200 K for it!

This Tan has shown his dedication to our cause. He accepts wilfully and spurs on the tradition of tanity.

Some food for thought. How much are you willing to lay down to support this worthy cause?
Try to be like Mr. Tan, his devotion has been invaluable. Dare to be different.


Hiresh

Article: http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2006/10/13/nation/15719169&sec=nation

Dedicated to Teng Li Zhen and other victims who suffered the same fate

I am in fact very enraged when I came across this in the newspapers. So very furious that I'd spare some time otherwise used to study business law just to reiterate to you readers what a crazy country we're living in.

Yes true, as said by Jinn (2006), do not believe everything you see in the newspapers, they are frequently regulated, more like filtered of shit so what you are seeing is only the tip of the iceberg. Ok la Jinn’s statement ends at ‘frequently regulated’ la… The others are mine la… But the thing is, if this is only the tip of it, you’d imagine that to say we have a bleak future ahead of our country would be an understatement. Jinn is like a big brother to me. He teaches me to be diplomatic. He guides me to becoming a better person that I’m not. He always says that, yes, indeed we are living in an unfair world and there is no point complaining about it. I am very thankful of that. But the fact that I’m complaining means that at least I’m aware of all these crazy shit and now I’m only notifying the people around me. Sorry la bro for complaining again but I really CANNOT take these shit anymore.

People, behold and beware.

You understand Chinese? Good for you.

Translation: (Smaller font) Crazy fella on a motorbike with a blade
(BIG RED font) Randomly attacks cars
(BIG BLACK font) Woman defaced

Basically, it is about a crazy shitface who has got a cuckoo bird up his ass, riding around on a motorbike in Muar randomly flinging circular blades at cars. Its like, you’re hit? Too bad for you lah… You’re not? Lucky you… And the thing is, he’s not doing it once or twice. Three cases have been reported and guess what? The authorities are on reasonable grounds to expect more. O me god… Me so scared man… Seriously, me am. The motives of this chicken-ass are still unknown so the good news is, he’s not robbing anybody. He’ll just probably by chance, slice through your throat, leave you there to die AND stroll off that’s all. He doesn’t even bother robbing you of your possessions. What madness is this??!!

I’ve always thought, all these snatch thieves, robbers, killers, rapists and all, maybe they aren’t going for the money and sex. They might be just going for the race. Wooopss… Did I just say that? Well hell yes. Are you people just jealous or what? What hatred have you got against the Chinese that you are driven to this extent of madness? Yes I agree the blade case is down to chance and that lady was just pure unlucky but what about rape cases? What about snatch-and-run cases? What about robberies? Sigh...

Yea I’m gonna leave Malaysia to wherever it is, settle down, get a job, make big bucks, come back to Malaysia (not to be Superman, Spiderman or join Fantastic 4 so that it becomes Fantastic Fai-ve… Wooppsss… to save the country from its catalytic destiny) Nope… Come back not to do any of that. Come back to bring my parents over, get them a house, help them settle down, get on with life post-Malaysia style.

FAI

Wake me up when the haze is gone

The haze is killing us all.

And if you think the haze is bad, wait till you have a smoker at home and the first thing that goes through your nostrils every morning is second hand smoke. It's like waking up in the morning and realizing that your bf's dick is still stuck in your hole. I don't know how it feels like and I'll never do but one thing's for sure, I imagine it'll suck. A relaxed one should be bearable but imagine a "phallus" (hiresh, 2006) inside. Ok I'll put it nicely, it's like waking up and realizing that you've been sleeping on your own puddle of accumulated saliva all night and half your face is already wet and sticky.

Macibai Indons you like to burn shit right come la Malaysia. We have got lotsa excess, unwanted money that can be burnt. Money in the form of hard earned income tax contributed by the rakyat that can be put to more viable usages for example, economy-stimulating and country-developing purposes, rather than building some sohai complex on foreign soil.

Narrator: "Now everybody can buy U.K land!!"
W: "I did!"
X: "I did!"
Y & Z: "We did!"
Malaysian government: "We did too!!"



FAI

My time to shine

heh it's my turn to be lame now

What's inside a fire hydrant?
H2O

Then what's outside a fire hydrant?
K9P


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