De-de-de-de holy crap!! Is that a crab?!

At first it looked like this. (31st March)



















A big lump on the shin in case you haven't already noticed.




3 days later... (3rd April)



















The lump subsided and evidence of a bruise was just painfully obvious.




5 more days of staying-in-my-room-can't-go-anywhere-except-the-toilet-and-kitchen and voila! (8th April)



















Considering X-ray and a cast if negative development persists.

Har har, very funny guys... Ok c'mon I'm serious, April Fool's was a week ago, fuckin' gimme my foot back already. I don't wanna have to pee standing like a flamingo anymore...



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