Blasted char quay teow.....

Amidst the ongoing debate with Kenny boy that the blog is karat, I shall personally assure you, treasured 'angkuku' readers, that it is anything but that. We just encountered a little bit of communication problems among the moderators that's all. I thought Jinn was gonna post and he thought the other way round. Alrighty then with that out of the way, I shall embrace the task of posting about the Torquay trip. I know it's a little too late to be doing that now but I have some really cool pictures to share with you guys and as always, same old saying, better late than never. So here goes.

The OCF (Overseas Christian Fellowship) organized a trip to the Great Ocean Road, specifically Torquay. We had to meet up early (8am, yes to us it is very early) and yes Jinn we know that the typical ogre don't wake up early in the morning but do you wanna go or not? So we got the ogre out of the way, time to go. **Joshua the photographer guy tagged along so the "**" would be an indication that the picture was taken by him. Very good at what he does. You guys will see what I mean in a while.



















See what I mean by ogres are anything but early birds?



















That's our driver of the day, Aaron. Yes, Aaron we've all got our asses covered by insurance, you can let go of the hand brakes now.



















Eh Kwan Chian you've got something to say?



















There you go, the evergreen, universal expressive language for the deaf and the mute. Loud and clear man.. Loud and clear...



















ooooo the Penang bridge~~ Eh Aaron, you drive pretty fast don't you?

















** I'd hate to spoil such a beautiful artwork of the Lord but stated below, was what Yu Yee said.
Yu Yee: "Is that the border of New Zealand?"
Fai: "Go look up the word 'continent' in the dictionary and tell me what it means." =.="
We're in Australia for goodness' sake! New Zealand is like, THERE!! Go figure where.

















** Another quality picture by Joshua. Give me a hand man I'm out of words here...

















** By the time we were there everyone was dead hungry. Not to mention Timon and Pumba. Gollum had a yank at his favorite barracuda too.



















Proceeded over to the beach nearby after makan. ooooo~~ yellow triangle... Toblerone... Heh...



















Happy people on the beach. And the oh-so-familiar sight of Timon and Pumba having a go at each other. Yea he has a nipple up there. Ogres...
























**44 flavors ice cream man!!! What was that you were saying? Baskin what?

















** That sinister smile off his face can't possibly mean good news for you ice cream. Don't worry, I'll tell your wife and children you perished bravely before the malevolent JINN. You'll be a legend for sure.

















** I had mango + watermelon and Yu Yee had passion fruit + stairway to heaven.


















** Then Aaron brought us to this DFO (Direct Factory Outlet) area where brand names such as Billabong, Ripcurl, Oakley, Roxy and many more, were in abundance therefore the lack of pictures is totally understandable. We were blinded I tell you. It was an evil trick I say! An evil trick that smeared our grip on reality! (say oni la DFO still shit expensive.. bluff ppl wan)

















** And there we were, at the surf shop waiting for the guys to suit up into their surfing suits. Hey, I didn't know Jinn could look so cool. *Geeez* Cracko...
























** Once again, Joshua's golden touch on the camera snapper button has left me fumbling with words. Trying....to form......proper sentence........... Nice picture, guy.

















Mr. Potato, Ms. Applegreen Goldfish, Mr. Lalaman



















Oh there they go again. This time, 'gargantuan balls' was the main theme.



















Aww c'mon guys... Don't let me be the only one again...

















Heh... *giggles*
























What cha complaining there? They made ME monstrosities for balls and made you a mermaid. How thoughtful was that Aerial?

















** To round up the day, happy people on the beach...



















Hmm... Nice picture of a hibernating grizzly you have there. National Geographic might want this for their program: Nocturnal Animals.



















This is the epitome of a genuine gone case. Saliva was pouring out of that mouth like wine pouring outta that bottle. You should have been there man...



















Jessica (right) the grumpy sleeping tigress. She'll suddenly jolt up and go 'ROAR NGAUM ROARRR'.............................. 'huh??'...... then go back to sleep.



















Eh, I thought fishes don't HAVE eyelids?! Aww poor thing... An abomination of its species... I can only fathom the suffering she goes through with those eyelids... Let's slit them off...

Ok I'm done with the Torquay trip. On a totally unrelated note, I hurt my right foot that day while playing soccer and while recuperating from it, I noticed something interesting.



















See right below my ankle? That my friend, must be rotten, blasted blood clot with a slight influence of rum and ginger, mixed and mashed with raisin juice.

No idea what I'm talking about? Neither do I........



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