Randomness

Since I'm so very free now and the continuity of this unproductiveness will probably only lead me to thinking whether Jinn is dead by now (causation: murderous cockroach or blistering alcohol), ok la give you something to laugh about la...

Ms. Cheng Wai here seems to be showing a very stable stream of interest about the facial similarities between John and I. Therefore it is my pleasure to unveil to you all, the truth behind all these shit.


Unknown to all, Fai actually has some family ties in Sri Lanka.



















That's uncle Dharshana and his son, Nuwan Gamage. Albeit the variation in skin colour, they remained pretty close and often exchanged sarongs. Woops...



















John, on the other hand, is this normal average Singaporean, I mean, Malaysian guy you find on the streets.... of Singapore. Obviously a hit among the ladies...



















...and Fai being the direct opposite...



















...and more... But of course he wasn't alone, he had Joshua!



















Joshua denies any connections with Fai, pretty expressly.



















One day, John decides to randomly take a picture of somebody and that someone shall be his friend.



















And he posed.



















Eugene: "Hey that guy with the kitty cat, how do you explain this??"
Fai: "Err.... My kitty cat wouldn't do such a thing..."



















Fai: "THEY did it!!!"



















"Are you sure you wanna be my friend?"



















"...because that guy over there looks like a pretty decent friend-to-be..."



















...until Joshua saw what happened during recess.
Joe: "You still wanna be John's friend, huh?? He's mine I'm telling you!! Mine!!"
Fai: "NOOOOOOOOO............................."



















John: "Alright we shall be friends... I dowanna friend friend that Joe... Hmph..."



















Then John went on to form a boy band and called it "John's life" and they achieved rockstar status with their hit single "My long lost twin brother".



















Joe decided to burn down Taylor's college.



















Kwee Jin shocked the world when Queen Elizabeth announced that he's gonna take over the throne of England, ahead of hot favourites Prince William and Prince Harry.



















Jessie became the next big thing in the camwhoring world.



















And Fai...... GAH!!!





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