The United States of Timonica

And who would have thought Americans are not idiots as suggested by Green Day in their song American idiots? Well you can stop mocking America you British hooligans who consider world domination as something that's bloody cool. No idea where that came from. The effects of jet lag come in many different forms I suppose.

RIGHT, back to the main topic. The US wasn't that bad. In fact it was great. So Fai you can now revert back to your typical self and start bludgeoning your treasured 'angkuku' readers with an arsenal of pictures.

You know I used to think flying to Australia is gonna be tiring (cos we're all going to Melbourne wooohooo!!). Blast that thought. Well, the flight to US was like the 4 of us being hit by a chain frost. Just that this chain frost won't stop jumping until we hit the ground. GG. We stopped over at Stockholm, Sweden on transit and even that took 12 hours.



















Stopped over at Stockholm's Arlanda airport.



















That says "No exit" in Swedish... Yea I'm just being lame.



















Well if "Hiss" means lift then does hess mean left? Swedish ain't that hard after all.



















8 more hours and we're in Queens, New York. Church in the middle of Chinatown.



















Then we saw these cute mini apples. Yes, they're apples.



















And this is even cuter. Too bad can't bring it back cos the US is just being a little too paranoia that it might be some suspicious liquid that I might use on the plane to assemble a bomb and blow em' jackasses off the skies.



















We're going on a road trip........



















This is one funny looking tree. And I thought the people here would have gotten over Halloween already.



















Godly sight only the sublime Almighty can paint. 4.30pm US time.



















Then we proceeded to the ever-so-colourful Manhattan.



















A whole building that resembles a gift box. I wonder if they have rubbish bins that resemble Jinn??



















...and so they do



















Well yea it says Rockefeller there but nope this is not the Rockefeller building.



















We won a lottery ticket!! Yea shortlived joy. Just $10.



















Manhattan by day.



















The McDonald's in Manhattan's Chinatown. I'd expect to see this in China, not here.



















Then we visited Ground Zero, where the glorious World Trade Centre twin towers once stood.



















Here remembering, 9/11.



















Walk on walk on, 15minutes from Ground Zero was Wall Street. They used real gold to coat those word, and so my cousin said.



















You know my Mum has a multinational family. From left: Aunty (Singapore), Mum (KL, Malysia), Uncle Ben (Long Island, USA), Aunty (Peking, China), Aunty (Toronto, Canada)



















Went to mini Vegas, the Atlantic City. Local laws required that you be 21 to be able to gamble. There I was, just turned 19 and I wasn't even allowed to set foot on those carpets. Cibai palia guards. And I thought only Sunway/Monash guards were palia



















Hard Rock Cafe Atlantic City. Definitely a very clearly worded warning sign. Red somemore.



















"The horizon has been defeated" (Jack Johnson, 2003)



















Well I shall conclude that the pigeons here have colossal balls.



















They even have Ruby Tuesday. Nope not Tuesday, it's Tooosday. Americans...



















I'm telling you, no wonder Americans are huge cos this is one person's portion of a plate of fried rice. Eh Jinn, come ah let's go to the US and we won't have to order doubles again.



















Sorry about the floor mat man... I was hungry and I thought a little nibbling wouldn't hurt. Heh



















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...to be continued



FAI