Humour from S'pore

Hello everyone. Just to let you all know I'm back in Singapore, the tiny piece of land in which was formed when the country of Malaysia released air from behind.

Here are some jokes to stimulate your thinking process.

Which rapper can you eat?

Eminem (MnM).

Which parts of your body do not belong to you?

Achilles tendon and Adam's apple (Chan & Devaser, 2006).

Which Pokemon is related to the pastry family?

Jiggly-Puff ( first cousins with curry-puff), (Chan, 2006).

Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?

To find Pooh. (Chan, 2006)

Love,
Hiresh